Nerdgasms 2.0

Ultimate Band

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 22:36:12 +0000

I thought about this the other day, so I’ll write it here for y’all. I’m sure many...

Medal of FAIL

Sat, 05 Mar 2011 09:42:00 +0000

So this was EA’s attempt at bringing the ‘Medal of Honor’ franchise up to par with the likes...

Well Fuck

Sat, 05 Mar 2011 08:51:14 +0000

I started playing Animal crossing again the other day, and after discovering that the town I once so...

iJizz

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:34:02 +0000

iJizz: iPad deux! I did think that this was just the slightest bit of money-grabbing on...

Stan motherfuckin’ Lee, yeah!

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:32:27 +0000

Stan motherfuckin’ Lee, yeah!

Tricycle Cowboy!

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 01:28:00 +0000

So with a recent revisit back to ‘dead rising 2’ land, I noticed as I was mowing down various...

Happy 25th Birthday Legend of Zelda!

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 01:22:34 +0000

gamersleak: Talk about feeling old. 25 years ago, A game that has spawned too many copycats to...

What's my age again?: Get busy living, or get busy dying

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 01:20:40 +0000

What's my age again?: Get busy living, or get busy dying: lessthandan: For the first time in my...

Spidereboot

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 09:30:26 +0000

For those who live under a rock, instead of going with a fourth Spiderman movie, which is probably a...

More GLITCH ART! This time by opening the files as...

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 18:01:00 +0000

More GLITCH ART!

This time by opening the files as audio.

I’m quite pleased with this, if I do say so myself.

Tutorial by Antonio Roberts.

~Alex

Star Wars

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 23:14:33 +0000

The worst through to the best and why. We’re talking the saga, here. Not some bullshit...

X-Men: First Class I’m ashamed to say that I haven’t seen X-Men...

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 16:36:00 +0000

X-Men: First Class

I’m ashamed to say that I haven’t seen X-Men Origins.

Now that’s out of the way: the new one - First Class. The fucking Cuban Missile Crisis. The 1960’s. Flying subs. Jizz.

Need I say more?

Oh, and Professor X can walk.

~Alex

Gears of war 3 The Gears of war franchise is probably my...

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 11:32:00 +0000

Gears of war 3

The Gears of war franchise is probably my favourite franchise on the 360, (I would say Left for dead but that’s not an exclusive, sorry Valve) The Gameplay is innovative, the graphics are outstanding and the story is epic (developer pun intended) Sure it hasn’t got the best online, with servers that are run by hamster wheels, but it’s still amazing nonetheless.

So with Gears of war 2, not only setting the standard to beat and expand on, but also setting up one of the best stories to be concluded, Gears 3 had pretty high expectations.

Somehow Epic managed to beat my expectations.

Let’s start with the trailer here, poignant and thoughtful; I watched this baby multiple times (mostly because of the amazing music, Heron blue, by Sun Kil Moon) But also because of the subtle subtext that offers insight into the next game, for those interested in all of this, click the link: http://www.gamesradar.com/f/things-you-may-have-missed-in-the-gears-of-war-3-trailer/a-2010041311370443014/p-2

Second of all is the gameplay footage, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etwR_GFaBl4&feature=relmfu

I don’t really need to elaborate on this. It looks so good it hurts, they’ve addressed so many problems that brought the other games down, four player co-op, a step away from the grungy brown and grey environments, new weapons and they just seem to have polished everything up.

Oh and despite what the trailer says, it’s actually been pushed back to ‘holiday’ 2011, I guess that means Christmas. I cant wait. ~Dan

Bioshock infinite This game looks just spectacular, the...

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 16:57:00 +0000

Bioshock infinite

This game looks just spectacular, the graphics, the gameplay, the whole general idea just looks amazing, be sure to check out the gameplay video as well in the sidebar of the trailer.

Innovative doesn’t quite cover the spectrum that is Bioshock infinite, taking a much needed step away from rapture but still cherry picking everything that made the previous Bioshock amazing (Anyone else notice the Big Daddy in the trailer) can only make for an amazing experience. ~Dan

Arkham city Not being a massive Batman fanatic altogether I...

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 16:56:00 +0000

Arkham city

Not being a massive Batman fanatic altogether I could be more excited about this, but that’s not to suggest Im not hot for this game, by this game, I mean Harley Quinn.

From what I’ve seen so far, it basically just looks like the same game as the first, im sure with new innovations but still, I hope for a little more originality is all. But I guess even if the game is just a standard copypasta of the first with new bosses and locations, Its still gonna rock.

I’m still hoping for some co-op (although hopefully minus Robin) Some bat(insert vehicle here) driving stages, and perhaps most importantly, a whole new bunch of Riddler challenges to waste my life on!

And goddamn Im glad ~~Luke Skywalker~~ Mark Hamill is back. ~Dan

Today I looked into what the future of gaming had in for us, and...

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 16:54:00 +0000

Today I looked into what the future of gaming had in for us, and I am excited to say the least, for anyone who didn’t check out E3 or any other form of video game news in the last few months, here are a few of the bigger releases condensed down for you, and our initial thoughts on them, starting with….

Skyward sword

This, this game is the one, the one I’m most excited about, in my opinion, any game I ever mention that isn’t Zelda or anything to do with Zelda is second best, and this is the reason Nintendo will always be number 1. Treyarch and Activision can release as many COD games as they want, they’ll never top this.

So what can I say after that introduction about Skyward Sword? It’s a Zelda game; it will probably have the same rehashed formula as every other Zelda game since Ocarina but is that a bad thing? Pfft, no. That the best thing. This game will definitely be epic, no questions asked.

So far there have only been rumours to speculate anything about this game (personally im hoping for a ‘Majora’s Mask’ follow up) all that has been confirmed, and anticipated since ‘Twilight Princess’ is the use of motion plus to fluently control the sword play, so lots of emphasis on that, a few new gimmicks and a tasty mix of nostalgia and innovation is gonna make for a sweet, sweet game.

In a word: Jizz. ~Dan

Awesome as F**k sounds...Well, awesome as fuck.

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:50:19 +0000

If you’re a big a fan as Green day as we are here, then you will be pleased to know, that they...

wingsonyourback: Gimme Shelter- The Rolling Stones Again,...

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 21:58:00 +0000

wingsonyourback:

Gimme Shelter- The Rolling Stones

Again, Blops!

tchychx: Sympathy For The Devil - The Rolling Stones Just as...

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 21:53:26 +0000

tchychx:

Sympathy For The Devil - The Rolling Stones

Just as every cop is a criminal/And all the sinners saints/As heads is tails/Just call me Lucifer/’Cause I’m in need of some restraint

Black Ops!

Glitch Art I followed a simple tutorial by stAllio! ~Alex

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:03:00 +0000

Nobody liked 'nature' anyway

Glitch Art

I followed a simple tutorial by stAllio!

~Alex