The worst through to the best and why. We’re talking the saga, here. Not some bullshit animated spin-off crap, that doesn’t even deserve to be thought of when ‘Star Wars’ is mentioned, but, alas, it is. The minds of a generation of children who have seen it are poisoned.
Anyhow, where were we? Ah, yes…
#6 Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Just not that good, if I’m honest. Although it is redeemed by Natalie Portman lookin’ mighty fine.
Key quote:
Mace Windu: “This party’s over.”
#5 Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Although massively under-rated, this wasn’t that good compared to the originals that it followed (admittedly a light-year later). Having said that, this film made my childhood; I watched it over and over (on video) so much that I learnt all the lines.
Key quote:
Darth Maul: “*menacing silence*”
#4 Episode IV: A New Hope
Massively over-rated, see? I’m sorry, but I grew up with good special effects and can’t forget about them when I watch A New Hope. Sorry.
Key quote:
Darth Vader: “I sense something; a presence I haven’t felt since…”
#3 Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Badass darkside powers = win! Also, Vader is basically a zombie on fire!
Key Quote:
Obi-Wan: “Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.”
#2 Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Really fuckin’ good, BUT too happy for me, I’m afraid. Bestest lightsabre battle ever?
Key Quote:
Master Yoda: “You must confront Vader. Then, only then, a Jedi will you be. And confront him you will.”
#1 Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Really fuckin’ good. No ‘buts’.
Key Quote:
Darth Vader: “No, I am your father.”
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~Alex
