The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Gallery

In a related story, I suck and I hate...

Not really. Well, only a little.

Dec 11th

Are you following me? Do we follow all...

I have not been keeping up with new followers lately. At all. I just added some people that I would...

Dec 11th

j-p-g: quaking aspens (via darkmatter)

Dec 11th

the desks are coming! the desks are...

suitcaseheart: those of you who don’t know the situation at work won’t understand why this is so...

Dec 11th

Listen

inothernews:flickflickflicker: bad romance | lady gaga currently listening. forever awesome. ...

Dec 11th

superfriend vs. superflirty

pegster: i didn’t have a lot of male friends growing up, and most of my male friends are gay. my...

Dec 10th

stillmadeofbricks:(via lovegeneration) I LOL’d.

Dec 10th

It has been one of those days.

Now I’m going to go cut a bitch, and hopefully consume a whole pizza. JUST KIDDING about the...

Dec 10th

BYO Guide

Dec 10th

anosognosia: garconniere:dorazora:Michael Johansson |

Dec 10th

yosamanthrax: Oh my gosh, now I’m concerned about my haircolor. Don’t be don’t be!...

Dec 10th

thedisgruntledgradstudent: yosamanthrax: This is my hair...

Dec 10th

If anyone wants to see me on a weekend...

I mean, you could see me some Fridays but I promise I’m only fun on Saturdays. Fridays are for...

Dec 10th

Reblog if you love F&B.

haguenite: (via wannablessedbereturns) Now you’re just trying to up your Tumblarity! Who doesn’t...

Dec 10th

eyepollution: So I finished season one of Veronica Mars...

Dec 10th

Things that would be fantastic:

- If I could stop sneezing. - If I had something to eat besides these rootbeer barrels. - If...

Dec 10th

what is this show veronica mars?

andshesback: what is it? am i missing out? I am glad someone else is tardy to this party....

Dec 10th

Brooklyn

nicolemarietherese: I am at a coffee shop right now. And a strange man keeps talking to me and...

Dec 10th

The problem with packing my lunch is...

(via yosamanthrax) I did this today. Well, rather I ate an insanely early lunch because I was...

Dec 10th

spontaneouslove: i hurt very badly. i hurt very badly in the hospital. i hate the hospital. ...

Dec 10th

j-p-g: Blue Ice close (via lablover47)

Dec 10th

“Why should we accept that the “talent” of someone who writes...”
— Howard Zinn (via...

Dec 10th

unicornology: soupsoup:courtneyc: Oh yes!!! Sesame...

Dec 10th

The Insurance Industry's Lethal Bottom Line...

Dec 10th

I have a bag of these.

Dec 10th

emilyamazonface: I got one of these tonight! It’s used,...

Dec 10th

beccayoung: I’m pretty sure this is the greatest gif ever...

Dec 10th

Watch out!

Cleverbot: The future is going to be ruled by AI's.
User: O___o Is that a threat?
Cleverbot: Yes. What are you going to do about it?

Dec 10th

“I receive this honor with deep gratitude and great humility....”
— Obama’s Nobel Remarks -...

Dec 10th

Watch

uncertaintimes: Pug Fight An animated short that explores the adorable world of underground pug...

Dec 10th

I found a comically moth-eaten cardigan...

The cardigan is also from college. It was about 50% holes. I put it on just to take a look in the...

Dec 10th

dodgethewater: lyriquediscorde: James McAvoy I did...

Dec 10th

dotsok: nerdgasms: Who’s this idiot playing in the surf...

Dec 10th

nicolettewho:ambyamy:(via dior-doll) A picture that I...

Dec 10th

Oh sweet lord Jesus Christ...

This is the latest (and possibly greatest) from Big Fish, who is one of the Parkies who works here: ...

Dec 9th

Bold & Italicize:

This was ridic. For most of these shows I have merely seen the 3 episodes required for bolding....

Dec 9th

muppets: humansvsrobots: Who can resist A Muppets...

Dec 9th

Seaside frolics. It isn’t December or anything.

Dec 9th

Who’s this idiot playing in the surf in riding boots...

Dec 9th

Well the rain’s stopped…

Dec 9th

j-p-g: Front row seats at Kiwanda’s symphony of light (via...

Dec 9th

(via bmichael)

Dec 9th

lenorebeadsman: gamesockson: wannablessedbereturns: FYI tomorrow is the MoMA party.  I have...

Dec 9th

haguenite: You know what would be awesome? If bosses stopped infantilizing their female...

Dec 9th

YES. ALDI. YES.

thedisgruntledgradstudent: Oh duh. I knew that. I could only think of Delaware and a bridge to...

Dec 9th

12minds: thedreamersdisease

Dec 9th

YES. ALDI. YES.

thedisgruntledgradstudent: You’re in Delaware, if memory serves? There’s a way to get a bridge...

Dec 9th

Watch

kelsium: Newsies, “The World Will Know” It was just time for this. It is always time for this....

Dec 9th

YES. ALDI. YES.

gunstreetgirl: boggle: We don’t have one around here (fist shake!) but I make sure I know where...

Dec 9th

bmckinney:jimray:spratt: A polar bear ice sculpture...

Dec 9th

Which Way Forward for Labor in the U.S.?

Dec 9th

healywu: This book is so fucking good you guys.  I ramble...

Dec 9th

I haven't decided which day is terrible.

Oh god I’m sorry. I had a similar experience over the weekend and it’s the worst....

Dec 9th

I don't know whether to laugh, be proud,...

gamesockson: Kaylee: I love my family. LP: We love you too. Who is in your family, do you know? ...

Dec 9th

uncertaintimes: secondopiano: (via Letters of Note) ...

Dec 9th

These are soaps. They make me want to shit my pants. I...

Dec 9th

Jersey Shore Name Generator

k-troll: kelseymcardle: bjcg: fuckyeahjerseyshore:avedanke: Here. I’m The Condition. ...

Dec 9th

supergluefiend: suicideblonde: Marie Antoinette’s...

Dec 9th

I am sixteen going on seventeen...

lifetheuniverseandeverything: I do believe we’re called Aquarians. But I like Aquarii better, so...

Dec 9th

But don't get it twisted, W&M is totally...

haguenite: You know, when they’re not refusing to renew the President’s contract because he...

Dec 9th

Watch

gunstreetgirl: Little Linus Tells Us What Christmas is All About Awww Linus. I’m watching...

Dec 9th

I did not buy the Norwegian sweater. It...

Dec 9th

Listen

healywu:kelsium:patattack: Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen This song motivates me in ways no other...

Dec 9th

“In a survey of attitudes toward artists in the U.S. a vast...”
— Artists in Society - An...

Dec 9th

gin

thedisgruntledgradstudent: librarianpirate: What is a good kind of Gin? Plymouth or...

Dec 9th

hummeline: (via daviddb) This is so lovely.

Dec 9th

I am sixteen going on seventeen...

sparklepants: thedisgruntledgradstudent: STOP. WRONG DECADE OF LIFE. I am 27 going on 28,...

Dec 9th

Amnesty International's Global Write-A-Thon

Dec 9th

slightly: wannablessedbereturns: Dear British universities: I can’t find the deadlines for...

Dec 8th

woody: fascinated: A common problem. (peekasso via...

Dec 8th

yosamanthrax: nerdgasms: I have an ugly sweater party to...

Dec 8th

I have an ugly sweater party to attend this weekend. I have...

Dec 8th

kelsium: Hue Tights, people. Slightly pricier, but worth...

Dec 8th

I APPEAR TO BE IN A CAPS LOCK AND...

I THINK IT IS BECAUSE I AM WRITING A REPORT FOR WORK! I HAVE TO PUT LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS SO...

Dec 8th

I mean, this is an actual taxi service....

(via haguenite) IT’S BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE GOLF CART AND THEY GO VERY SLOWLY SO IF THEY...

Dec 8th

"Residents should leave 48 hours after...

haguenite: Um, NOW you tell me? Yeah, that’s not gonna work (my last final is on Friday, I leave...

Dec 8th

instant-noodles: scandyfactory: with hat and pathetic...

Dec 8th

“My outgoing personality always brings an upbeat flava to the...”
— Included in a cover letter I...

Dec 8th

bmckinney: Fox News’ graphics department added together...

Dec 8th

uncertaintimes:arsvitaest: Selection of Shells Arranged...

Dec 8th

quaerere-deum: Archive: Window on Snow (via *clairity*) ...

Dec 8th

kelsium:mabelmoments: The Royal Geographical Society map...

Dec 8th

randomnyc: New York Harbor, as seen from the heights of...

Dec 8th

A sample of my comments on the W&M...

“These designs reek of ‘committee.’” “Lord Farquod & Fiona (with...

Dec 8th

k-troll:827: Note to self: Remember to print these next...

Dec 8th

fyeahsocialism: SO MUCH BADASSERY

Dec 8th

gamesockson:inothernews:growthchart: The Queen goes Gaga...

Dec 8th

uncertaintimes: Le Divan Fumoir Bohémien : Carreaux...

Dec 8th

Are they trying to be like Georgetown?...

I am trying to wrap my brain around this pug.

Dec 8th

This is what happens when things are...

Dec 8th

W&M presents five possible new mascots.

Dec 8th

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Gallery it is.

Sorry for the dummy poll, but my mind was 99% made up already. Museum of Idiots had a nice run.

Dec 8th

IMPORTANT QUESTION: Should I change my...

One is a TMBG song, the other is the best typo of all time. OF ALL TIME. The only downside I see to...

Dec 8th

I'm finally reading the Hitchhiker's...

thedisgruntledgradstudent: sparklepants: I think this ups my geek cred. Only if you call it by...

Dec 8th

healywu: fuckyeahstephenfry: (viaknackeredwriter) He was doing a signing at Idlewild Books on...

Dec 8th

spontaneouslove: this is totally safe right? You are an...

Dec 8th

tuberculosisj: thewarindrew: haha. yesssss

Dec 8th

crappytaxidermy: Photographed in the Naturhistorische...

Dec 8th

Strawberries yes, no hot peppers.

love-and-radiation: I think? Damn. I mean, strawberries would also be delicious, but I like my...

Dec 8th

love-and-radiation: brianvan:zoee: S’mores paninis ...

Dec 8th

sarahspy: TODAY ONLY — Arrested Development - Complete...

Dec 7th

News you will shortly hear about: in...

inothernews: And THIS is why you don’t feed the wildlife. Also: always be mindful of wild...

Dec 7th

My idiot savant-ism, let me show you it.

I took an intelligence test a couple of weeks ago, as a favor to a friend. I thought it was a...

Dec 7th

kelsium: Mohamed Mossadegh, premier of Iran, correcting...

Dec 7th

Insta-follow, Eyepollution.

Dec 7th

gamesockson: natface: Or this, basically. (thanks...

Dec 7th

I am Team Oxford Comma.

Dec 7th

yosamanthrax: I am basically under the assumption that everyone I don’t follow is patiently...

Dec 7th

“Ronnie put on his best white powder wig, his fanciest...”
— oh, richard. how i have missed...

Dec 7th

OK little space heater, let's get this...

My fingers and toes are all frozen.

Dec 7th

j-p-g: WANTED： 95,000 PEOPLE. (via miuco*) Northern Line...

Dec 7th

thedisgruntledgradstudent: kelsium: Yesterday was my first Official Day of Winter. It was the...

Dec 7th

They're so cute when they're young.

kelsium:andshesback:iteachthem: The Marxist perspective does not, I’m proud to say, hold any...

Dec 7th

“If women are raised being told by parents, teachers, media,...”
— Another post about rape...

Dec 7th

nutritionista: Dinner by Dad: Thai Chicken with Basil,...

Dec 7th

randomnyc: Child with Toy Hand Grenade in Central Park ...

Dec 7th

Listen

chrysilla:shortmikeshort:ladidaladida:kennathehenna: Christmas Time is Here (Vocal Version)...

Dec 7th

unasonrisabastan:unicornology: “i’m on my way to new york...

Dec 7th

Holiday Shopping with the World in Mind

caraobrien: Wouldn’t you rather give your hard-earned money to a non-profit? Amnesty...

Dec 7th

Feminist books for five-year-olds | Life and...

Dec 7th

So you know how everyone is up in arms...

In my experience the Jersey Shore (Asbury Park in the north, Cape May in the south) is nothing like...

Dec 7th

inothernews: Make a wish. Holy shit. This makes me feel...

Dec 7th

fuckyeahlizlemon: (via massromantic) My mom was filming...

Dec 7th

anosognosia:neckr:liquidnight: The Noble Game of the...

Dec 7th

Got home at 7am this morning. Back out. Will I ever catch up...

Dec 6th

Awww man, what the hell.

I am trying to get all cute to go out tonight and it starts SNOWING. I am aware it is merely 3:45 in...

Dec 5th

In some scenes Daniel Brühl looks...

Dec 5th

clarityunfiltered: motionsensorsoundtrack:(via...

Dec 5th

#love love love #Daniel Brühl!

The tags o’ the day.

Dec 5th

Currently watching: the Edukators. Baseline level of...

Dec 5th

Just Like Shakespeare and Stardust

happalieverafter: Whenever I came across the word “parlor” in a novel or an old film, I always...

Dec 5th

I’m on candle duty in the most haunted room in the CH!

Dec 5th

leftbrainright: Chicago is known more for its urban...

Dec 4th

bmckinney: notthatkindagay: Three Eminent Biologists And...

Dec 4th

laureola: omg I think he is hitler! (via fukung.net)

Dec 4th

Why yes, I am still at work. Funny you...

We have an event at 7pm (the sad local historical site version of CW’s Grand Illumination....

Dec 4th

Oh my god I just looked at Gawker for...

I hate the new design. Hate hate hate.

Dec 4th

beccayoung: agentmlovestacos: SCIENCE CAN BE CUTE!...

Dec 4th

anosognosia: “Colour-In” Dress is a Coloring Book You Can...

Dec 4th

Food

haguenite: It’s the last day of classes, and for some reason I have taken that to mean that I’m...

Dec 4th

In Which We Are Reminded that the...

newsweek:niemanlab: Newsworthy analysis from a non-news source: Mint.com’s “Are You Really...

Dec 4th

"The greatest gift they'll get this year...

And are you getting something better? It seems to me that life is the greatest gift you’re...

Dec 4th

(via lolerature)

Dec 4th

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: (via marriedtothesea)

Dec 4th

Glenn Beck's "The Christmas Sweater: A...

bmckinney: needtherapy: daveholmes: I just went to a movie theater and sat through the...

Dec 4th

doctorsprotege: Cheaper, true, but not as good as the...

Dec 4th

Listen

wooliebear: davidkendall: Bing Crosby — Mele Kalikimaka. The wise way to say “Merry Christmas”...

Dec 4th

“it’s a sad day when you’re worse dressed than ronald...”
— my suitcase heart

Dec 4th

stepliana:(via yourfavoriteredhead)

Dec 4th

I don’t actually have that kind of money lying around, so I had to leave it behind. Drowning...

Dec 4th

My dream chest of drawers dirt cheap!

Dec 4th

Worst Idea Ever

Dad: I have a great idea! I'm going to buy a house down the Jersey shore. It's a $150,000 house because it needs a lot of work. And then you and your sister can live in it!
Me: No thanks, I don't want to live down the Jersey shore.
Dad: And you can fix it up, and instead of paying rent you can pay the mortgage!
Me: No thanks. I'm really not interested.
Dad: And then you can be real grown-ups and live away from home!
Me: Yea, with my sister in a house owned by my parents. Still not interested! When I move out I want to move someplace BETTER than Staten Island. I also don't want to pay a mortgage until I have my own.
Dad: Oh come on it will be so cool!
Me: You just want a place to stay down the shore.

Dec 4th

“Back to typing about things that come out of frog rectums.”
— Jenna, who is cataloging...

Dec 4th

shortmikeshort: nerdgasms: sparklepants: Kermit is going to be my spirit animal tomorrow....

Dec 4th

sparklepants: Kermit is going to be my spirit animal tomorrow. Despite the chaos, everything will...

Dec 4th

muppets: jimmywhacked: Jim Henson, muppets creator,...

Dec 4th

There is no one whose physical...

Discuss.

Dec 4th

beccayoung:emonerdcorp:serpentineandblack:youarousedthefools:...

Dec 4th

randomnyc: St. Mark’s Place, Staten Island, 1937. This...

Dec 4th

THIS IS HOW I CRY NOW.

Ever since you made me get that off-brand eye surgery.

Dec 4th

I am very enthusiastic with the “like” button,...

Dec 4th

Watch

josees:thedailywhat: OMG! Adorbz Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for Thomas...

Dec 3rd

Ok, TT!

weeginger: 3. I want to be Europe’s leading Human Rights lawyer.  This is not even remotely...

Dec 3rd

Holiday Parties

I missed the NYCMER party, which was yesterday. It was supposed to be at Madame Tussuad’s....

Dec 3rd

libraryland: ghoulnextdoor: This manuscript - one of the...

Dec 3rd

I have a bag of chocolate covered...

Dec 3rd

Dear Holiday Greeting Card Industry,...

Christmas cards I bought today: For my sister - a vaguely romantic Hanukkah card, because it had...

Dec 3rd

uncertaintimes: Hobo Signs

Dec 3rd

18th Century Inventions

fuckyeah18thcentury: Vaccination first used by Edward Jenner in 1798.

Dec 3rd

apparently glee was good last night?

(via andshesback) I thought it was generally awful, but I think that about any episode that focuses...

Dec 3rd

On My MacBook Pro Battery Problem

azspot: David Allison: I bought this MacBook Pro in June of 2008 so it’s nearly one and a half...

Dec 3rd

Whenever I succeed at history papers I...

haguenite: And then I remember that they make you memorize dates and there’s little that seems...

Dec 3rd

What does your Tumblr username mean?

doctorsprotege: Doctor’s Protege means I am the protege of the Doctor [Who] so you betta watch out...

Dec 3rd

Things I Am Intolerant Of:

Lactose Bigotry Idiocy Most poisons List haters

Dec 3rd

Today, Try to Be a Little Less Positive,...

newsweek: Our Nancy Cooper talks to Barbara Ehrenreich about how thinking positive has ruined us...

Dec 3rd

bigredblog: A doodle by Benjamin Harrison from the awesome...

Dec 3rd

Minimum wage machine... pull a crank for...

Dec 3rd

inothernews: JESUS H. CHRIST - THE “H” IS FOR “HOT”...

Dec 3rd

inothernews: ART LA CARTE Masterpieces by Italian...

Dec 3rd

stray bullets

uncertaintimes: Alan Smithee (also Allen Smithee) is an official pseudonym used by film directors...

Dec 3rd

JaneMurdoch:

You could put any exhibition you want in place (you have the years, you have the dosh) Go! ...

Dec 3rd

inothernews: Savino also reps part of Brooklyn; Senator Andrew Lanza (R - SI) voted against. ...

Dec 3rd

instant-noodles: (via retrospace) GERD, you are the...

Dec 3rd

lenorebeadsman: natashaface: Insanity Wolf Wednesday

Dec 3rd

Watch

notentirely: thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Very Pit Of Hell Out Of This of...

Dec 3rd

ZOLTAR ANSWERS

What, if anything, to you miss about Leicester (I realise this is a provocative question ;))? -...

Dec 3rd

Well Tumblr, what do you want to know?

I can’t promise to answer promptly, but I’ll answer. Please ask me stuff so I can feel...

Dec 2nd

Bummer, now I have a Dr appointment on...

But I had to take it! Because it was only two weeks away! And this is an example of something that...

Dec 2nd

ALL BOTH DAYS OF IT.

Dec 2nd

“All God’s children are terrible.”
— Elizabeth Lemon, my spirit...

Dec 2nd

bmckinney: savagemike: (via tumblklaat) Sad but...

Dec 2nd

“The core of what needs to be restructured is that we have a...”
— Dave Johnson (via azspot) (via...

Dec 2nd

nutritionista: Sweet Freak: Healthy Desserts that Won’t...

Dec 2nd

randomnyc: esquared: Some young visitors to the Morgan...

Dec 2nd

Answers to questions most often asked...

inothernews: Yes, we do know it’s Christmastime. Yes, I am listening for sleighbells. Yes, I...

Dec 2nd

Listen

pangea:wooliebear:fizzzzy:inothernews: a long december | counting crows good call First...

Dec 2nd

onebadapple: (via rememo) Nerdgasms - Is this you??? =) ...

Dec 2nd

(via fuckyeahstephenfry)

Dec 2nd

Hey Nerdgasms,

sparklepants: I did add you as a wave contact, in case you missed my messages identifying myself....

Dec 2nd

thedisgruntledgradstudent: NERDGASMS The oldest among us are not yet thirty bubbly old: we have...

Dec 2nd

My Turn! MAD LIBS TIME! Ok guys, reblog...

thedisgruntledgradstudent: 1: bubbly 2: bubbly (ha!) 3: lambast 4: voluptuous 5: inexplicable ...

Dec 2nd

What does your Tumblr username mean?

sparklepants: inothernews: (via zombienumbersix) Mine implies that there is news other than...

Dec 2nd

December 1, 1761

fuckyeah18thcentury: Happy Birthday Marie Tussaud, French creator of wax sculptures (Madame...

Dec 1st

libraryland: printedandbound: Joseph Heller’s Catch-22...

Dec 1st

So this just happened…

Dec 1st

Englishteastore.com has everything I...

Next question, Tumblrs: would Earl Grey or English Breakfast go over better?

Dec 1st

OR! OR!

andshesback: what if you ordered bunches of these (only $2.25!!!!) and bought tea in bulk and tied...

Dec 1st

nerdgasms:

andshesback: this would be even cheaper, since there is no mug/jar involved I prefer the mug...

Dec 1st

delishyourdish: “Might Choke Artie, But It Won’t Choke...

Dec 1st

Somebody could send me a Google Wave...

weeginger: I am a googlewave failure. I got one last week from Nerdgasms, at first my browser...

Dec 1st

I am airing my personal life all over...

I would like to get my volunteer docents a thank you gift for the upcoming holiday season. They do...

Dec 1st

On Green & Red Twitter Activism

caraobrien: My Twitter avatar is green. Has been since the Iran election violence broke out over...

Dec 1st

I just wrote the most shining and...

It is lovely. I am awesome. I need a new job.

Dec 1st

STILL SO STEAMED

Dec 1st

Clients From Hell

Look, I don’t care how unprofessional this is, but answering to the entire Board of Directors...

Dec 1st