Oh the effort it takes to be young and fun!
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Nerdy roving museo with an unfinished manuscript and a heart of muscle.
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Glossary:
Parkie - Person who works for the Parks Department
Cousin Face - A parkie who looks disconcertingly like my cousin
Parkie Book Club
- Cousin Face: What was Catcher in the Rye about? That was the one about slaves right?
- Parkie #1: Yea I think so.
- Cousin Face: Yea I think I remember reading that. Like in school or something.
- Parkie #1: Yea. I read all that stuff in school. I went to a really smart school. We had to read everything!
Average bagel size 20 years ago versus today
More comparisons at “Portion Size, Then Vs. Now.”
(via lolerature)
While everyone's talking about their huge asses, and since SP just asked for jeans advice:
I can’t find skinny jeans that fit (shut up, I need to be able to tuck them into my boots without a lot of unseemly scrunching at the knee) that fit both my butt/hips and my calves. My butt requires jeans that are a size 8 or 10, and both of those sizes SWIM on my calves, which kind of defeats the purpose of skinny jeans to tuck into your boots. I don’t look weirdly disproportionate as near as I can tell, so I have no idea what’s up. Does anyone else have this problem? Where do you buy your jeans?
I should really add things to the queue again for days like this when I'm not at the computer.
- I paid almost $50 to FedEx my application package to the UK. Perhaps this insane amount of postage will convince them I am actually a serious candidate, because I think it must be pretty easy to discount email applications.
- There is apparently a ropes course in Queens! Parks Department owns it. I want to go to there.
- Our public restroom just got film scouted. This is hilarious to me. Doubt anything will come of it…
I like to keep my self-pity confined to the tags section, so that it's lost when you aren't reading my post off the Dashboard.
I mean, unless someone searches for some pretty specific tags.
Hey Tumblr, someone’s playing your song!
Oh wait, what was that? Your song is actually “Oh dear I seem to have had an above average amount of sex, and I would like to lodge a complaint”? Less catchy.
Let's play the compliment game. Reblog and compliment the person you reblogged from.
(via newfilosofee)
you’re not nearly as annoying as you might initially seem.
You’re a straight shooter who doesn’t put up with bullshit. :)
you’re a hot missionary who is kind to everyone except douchebags that need a slap down.
You’re a resilient and passionate rockstar.
You live up to the hype and are the complete opposite of a megalomaniac.
I can’t wait until I see who compliments me, and, you’re very cool to boot.
Your commitment to a losing cause demonstrates your loyalty and idealism. I kid! I just started following you a couple of days ago, and your Phillies phandom is one of the only things I know about you :P
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